No barcking, barck, Mecha 2398 needs psychological evaluation! This is barcking insane! Good stuff, P3

I liked the idea of creating a new swear word.

and using it as often as possible

God dammit, someone tell that damn dog to shut up! I’m trying to sleep!

Not to mention the neighbors’ cat, always up the barcking wrong tree. That’s my tree! Go climb your own!

I will say, though, there’s nothing worse than that dog’s barcking bite.

I’m out of puns. Though I do think that moderate use of a curse is much more effective than overuse. If every other word is barcking, it loses its value. (Though I understand that your character might not realize this, hence why he’s barcking so much. What a tramp. HA! Another pun.)