May His Infernal Majesty Be Praised!

All Hail The Dark One! Lord Of Destruction! Prince Of Lies!

Look upon my URL and see your holy number and rejoice!

All shall comment in the comment bar their undying loyalty to the Dark Lord!

AND WE CHANT

TWO FOUR SIX EIGHT
WHO DO WE APPRECIATE
SATAN
SATAN
GOOOOOOOOOOO SATAN

Wooooooooooo! And the crowd goes wild!

I mean HAIL SATAN!

And the number of characters in the story were six hundred and sixty six. No greater, no lesser, so as to please His Majesty. Many ficleteers came to the story and stared at it in bewilderment, wondering why the author would write such a thing.

DUH!
Because HAIL SATAN is why!

SATAN!!!