Shit.

Curse words? They’re fucking annoying. I hate the damn things.

Because, really? Sit the fuck down and think for a second. They don’t fucking do any-fucking-thing at all. AT ALL.

Shit is just another word for crap. And crap is about the worst non-curse word ever. It’s like, the fucking king of the kid-friendly pile of bullshit words, like darn and poo.

Damn is darn spelled wrong. But you don’t ever have to use the fucking word anyway. When you miss the fucking nail with your hammer, don’t say, “Damn,” say “Crap.”

Ass equals butt. There’s nothing wrong with the word butt. It’s the same fucking word! Asshole, butthole. Smartass, smartbutt. Dumbass, dumbbutt.

Fuck means sex. But saying you “did” someone is just fucking fine with us. Swearing doesn’t make the fact that you fucked a whore any less gross.

Bitch and Dick are just words for fucking dumbass guys and girls. Stupid, dumb, moron, idiot, etc.

Hell isn’t a bad word.

Any disagreements? Too fuckin’ bad. I don’t give a damn.