Felicity Daniels
10456 Raven Lane
Chicago, IL 22348

Romantic Other #27
22345 Eagle Landing
Chicago, IL 37712

Dear significant other 27,

It is not everyday that a man takes me to CHUCKY CHEESE’S and surely I will

never forget our WALK IN METROPOLITAN AREA . However, I am afraid you

are not my kind of MAN and I am not your kind of woman.

The times we had were plentiful and I am sure you will understand what I mean when I

say that you and I were COMPATIBLE AS YELLING BANANAS IN A POTASSIUM

ALLERGENIC LIBRARY . I hope there are no hard feelings between us. I still

REQUIRE DOTING you, but not in the same way. This is your two weeks notice.

Felicity.