Dear John
Dear Ficly,
Its no good – I can’t go on like this. The passion is gone. I’ve seen the way you look at those other authors. You don’t love me, and its time for me to take a stand and make you admit it.
Yours forever,
Match
Breakups are hard – breaking up in a letter is even harder. Breaking up in 1024 characters could be described as downright harsh. But better get on and get it over with!
Bonus points for crass, insensitive authors; cries of anguish, interesting or unusual break-up reasons, or anything just a bit different….
(Note – it doesn’t have to be mature content, but I’ve marked it that way in case you feel like it).