Do you have two right hands? Do you have two left hands? Wanna see this video of me and my girlfriend? "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” Guess what I did with my girlfriend last night? Guess what my girlfriend said to me last night? Do you have friends? Are you pregnant yet? I’m in a lot of trouble, can you help me? Are you boobs real? Have you ever used steroids? If the cops ask if you have seen me, tell them I was here. If the cops ask if you have seen me, tell them that you have no idea who I am. You saw nothing. Are you the drug dealer I was supposed to meet up with? Where are the goods (wink wink)? Is it me or did you gain weight? Does this outfit make me look fat? What the hell is wrong with you? What the hell is wrong with me? Fuck you. Here’s what really happened last night? Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe. Did you know that you’re an asshole? What the fuck do you want? What the fuck do I want? Do I look like I care?