Disneyfied
“Abomination is what I am.”
“Blasphemous words are what they speak. Contrition will come when you accept what they have done.”
“Damnation is the price we all pay when Disney does the classics. Esmerelda, they made you . . . made you a . . .”
“‘Feminist’, just like Jasmine.”
“Gargoyles speak to me! Haven’t you heard how they whisper?”
“I think you are avoiding the issue, Quasi.”
“Justice for Hans Christian Andersen! King Neptune has been wronged. Little mermaids die when they disobey.”
“Mr. Modo, I am waiting.”
“Not just European fables. Old World, New World! Pocahontas became an environmental Barbie Doll.”
“Quasi Modo, I insist you stop wailing.”
“Remember? Stop the Whaling. They bastardized Pinocchio too!”
“Understandable that you are distraught.”
“Value the authors! We have been tainted, all of us, by Disney!”
“Xenophobes at Disney fear the darkness, like the Lion King audience fears ‘Scar’. You must relax.”
“Zebras in circus clown wigs, so humiliating.”