Scrabbled
Zachary quickly thumbed through the dictionary. “You’ve got to be joking! ‘Xenogamy’ isn’t a word.”
“What do you mean it ’isn’t a word’? Valarie’s face reddened. “Unfortunately for you, you’re wrong.”
“Transfer pollen,” he said earmarking the page. “So it is a word.”
“Ralph Waldo Emerson said,” she continued. “Quoting him as best as I can remember – ‘Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.’”
“Okay? Now what does that have to do with anything?”
“Maybe you should sit down while I explain.”
“Listen,” he said anxiously, “I think you’re making a bigger deal out of this…”
“Keep yourself calm, Zac.”
“Just say it! Insisting I sit is stupid!” His eyes grew large. Going into the den, he sat the dictionary on a shelf. “For gods sake, spit it out!”
“Even still, I think you should…”
“Darn it, Val! Can’t you just say it? Besides, we both know it.”
“Alright then, Mr. Von Alphabetische, you’ve been Scrabbled.”