After a hard day of filling out paperwork as my new position as manager you’d think I would like to relax right.Wrong. I rush over to turn on my expensive piece of technology. No it’s not the iPad.I wait as my laptop starts up.Then I go on the biggest creation known to man-dead and alive-Facebook- Cue sound of the heavens; Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. Let me sign in.
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271 Notifications;36 Friend Requests;9 Invitations;Ichigo Kurosaki has poked you;Renji Abari has poked you.Damn.Alright, easy stuff first.Pokes first, then accept/deny, ignore, deny.Renji can wait.Yea I’m that badass.Who wants to be my friend now besides everyone?Smug much?Yes very, deal.I don’t know him-Don’t know her-I would never-ever-be friends with a dude called Scooter Douchey.It’s like against the law.Ughhh.I DON’T WANNA PLAY FARMVILLE WITH YOU RENJI!Like fer reals,I have a life.I have better things to do than Farmville.I’m happy now.Happy
I clicked home and saw all the news feeds that the world decides I should know about