Ew, but nicely done for both surprise and humor.

(Giggle) this is cute!

I lol’d.

It took me a little while to get it but I’m a bit slow :P Lovely twist at the end!

Mary was a little lamb, its fleece as white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, this man was sure to go. He followed her to slaughter one day, now all he does is wail. A howling ghost in the barn, Maid puts farm up for sale.

lol Elsha