You know, I’ve done some really dumb things in my life, but this has got to take the cake.

So my wife and I decided to try for a kid, and idiot that I am, I was a bit careless. Okay, okay, I was very careless. I won’t go into details(for the sake of the younger readers), but the end result was a success yet a failure. You’re probably seeing where this is going. Of all the nagas in the world, it had to happen to me. I, Steven Parker, husband of Mary Parker, am currently and somehow pregnant. And it may seem funny to you, but trust me, it is not fun. So here I am, laying in bed, sick to my stomach(which is where the problem is), all because I made a bad move while trying to impregnate my wife. Ugh. This kid better be worth it.