Call me D, well Dirk, or Dark I guess. Make it Dirkdark, but my enemies know me by Phoenix, so I guess you can call me Phoenix Dirkdark. And I have a mysterious and awesome story to unravel. You see, my tale, it begins at my mysterious and awesomely mood-enhanced darkened birth.

This is the hella-awesome story, my story, the story of Phoenix Dirkdark, the god-killer, the king-god, the god-kinger, and “BADASS”. And so my story begins…