Itch, Burn, Blister, and Gas Pain would be a fantastic name for a rock band.

man my wife is really ripping this piece up i had to finally stand up to her and grab the lamp and say,“You can not talk that way about one of Kevin Lawver’s stories, the man is like a god.”
She charged and let out a kung fu wolf bitch scream as she hit me with a little league trophy.
Dont listen to her anyway what do painters know?

Actually, you should let her post a comment! I may be a god, but my stories are definitely not canon. ;)

just needlin ya its a good story lol

This I like. Do your shoes have holes in them?Is that why you cannot walk on water like your brother? The profile picture doesn’t scare me either.lol

See. This one is better. If you add a bow tie and a smile its a story.

secret shy smiling
whispers to self i like this.
glances around furtively
rates and runs away

*notices all the bold text

tries to make a bold asterisk*

success?

…woah…

I broke the Matrix

Laugh-out-loud funny. Great prize, too. JC FTW!

Nice take on the Incarnation.

The Gospel of Jeff, I cracked up. Darn that Paul and his not acknowledging Jeff!

ROFLMAO!