When you flash your smile and bat your eyelashes
When a tiny white dress reveals where your gash is
When you need a shave so my tongue really stings
These are a few of my favourite things

The thrust of my groin as it slaps on your bum
Your vocal gymnastics whenever you cum
You scream and you holler and make my ears ring
These are a few of my favourite things

When my back aches
When my balls ping
When I’m feeling shagged
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don’t feel so bad

Your nooks and your crannies and interesting bits
The cute little pink things at the ends of your tits
Your whips and your leather
When you bind me with strings
These are a few of my favourite things

Creamed covered linen, splodges of strudle
The sound of the bed-head knocking your noodle
The rumble of wardrobe, the boing of the springs
These ar a few of my favourite things

Though your forty,
You’re still naughty
You should be feeling glad
Simply remember your my favourite things
And to me you don’t feeel soooo baaaaaaaad!