You know the Kangaroo shoe really was a good idea.
I mean, who would have ever dreamed up a shoe with a pocket.
Not just a pocket, an indestructible zipper pocket.
They made a million versions of these shoes, from the pink one all the way to the Walter Payton number 34 roos shoes.
That was all that was left of The Late Great planet Earth was a one hundred an thirty five pound back yard anstronaut and a pair of Walter Payton number 34 roos shoes.
I recoiled as an oil tanker slowly ground across the top of my outerspace ultralite.
Mars coordinace sixteen dash seveteen asmith forty seven vertical seven
I had to scoff at the elementary education The Void or God or the Earth or Space Dementia or whoever i had been speaking to had, when i replied," This skiff was designed to be in space for three hours not three years, she will never go to mars."
“Oh ye of little faith, what happens when you remove an entire planet from a gravitational system.”
That is when i knew it must have been a God, Mars was coming to me.