imbilorate (n.) To deconstruct a chemical compound with the intent of making use of the basic contents to achieve a specific goal.

Oh my lord, really? Did I seriously just call a verb a noun?

I’m a disgrace to the writing community. I give myself one pencil for stupid grammar mistakes.

I swear I saw this infomercial late-night on Comedy Central between a rerun of Futurama and a Girls Gone Wild commercial.