I know it’s only peripherally ponyist – but it’s what leaps to mind above all else. :D

ponies huh?

One day those ponies are going to cause an accident.. like those people who stop to listen and watch the christmas lights timed to music. Except when the cops come to the scene they won’t tell the pony owner to put them in the barn..

I’ve been told that people with ADD are easily distracted by outside stimul – Oh look a bunny!

I have actually done this. Pulled off the road, because of ponies. Love it.

I don’t know. Ponies are okay, but OH LOOK WEREWOLVES!

OH LOOK, ZOMBIES!

i do love ponies. yall know i trained a pony to play dead by shooting at it with a finger….true story.

I like the title, but the story somehow lacks punch. Maybe a pony graveyard…