this is like the best thing you ever written

man this is just good

hmm.. i’m kinda lost..oh well, whatever. i like the “I’d raise snails.” idea.haha.

hmm.. i’m kinda lost..oh well, whatever. i like the “I’d raise snails.” idea.haha.

Since we had to write about people we know, yes, a man exists with these particular tastes and quirks. He is a paranoid schizophrenic with a green thumb and amazing fish raising abilities. He hears voices and is obsessed with the money his brother never stole but he thinks he did. I am the form on the couch. :) I de-escalated him many times, changing subjects until he was happily pacified with his western. He had to have thought I was as crazy as he was.

Elsha, the text link to your blog in your profile is misspelled (but the link at the top works fine).

That aside, a cute story.

thanks Sam! fixed!