fish put your past in your behind…….wait did i mess that up!! figure it out!~

oh yeah i love you fish your shizh rocks

hey look i read it again and i say you should kill your family and move to costa rica. It is a wonderful place this time of year, you are a goodf poet.

hey you know there are the same exact amount of particles in a living human as in a dead one so really you shouldnt feel bad for killin em

oscar wilde says death comes to every man but only some truly live so you shoudn’t even feel bad about being the hanbd of god

I appreciate those quotes from Dr. Manhattan and my 2nd favorite gay person, but I’ll pass on killing my family. There’s just too many of them—my dad’s a Mexican.

hand i meant

me and jesi are about to move to mexico

who is dr manhatten?

Uhh the blue guy from watchmen. maybe it was just a coincidence.

you like to post a lot of comments.

wtf i rated my own story 1/5? crap. nice job, idiot.

hah i fixed it. uh oh hypocrisy

SHAAAAAAME!

shame, how delicious.
A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?
—direct quote (from comic, not movie.)

hey look fish that is one of the biggest crimes against man
you are a five out of five
why do we only value you if you have the false modesty to say you are one out of five.
That is bullshit stanley kowalski said i never knew a bird who didn’t know if she was sometin’

i just illegaly pirated watchmen and watched it how the hell did we get the same quote, see there are signs evrywhere

thanks for the reference though

nice poe

ILLEGALLY PIRATING IS BAD.

Quite the conversation

i agree, Oy

you would agree.

I DO AGREE!

OH MY WE’RE GETTING INTO CAPS NOW AREN’T WE!? WELL TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME.
OR THREE
OR FOUR
OR SEVEN

WELL I DONT SEE WHY ANYONE WOULD WANNA PLAY TEH CAPS GAME ON YOUR STUPID STORY

BECAUSE I’M A FISH AND FISH R PWN.
AND IT’S NOT A STUPID STORY.
ITS A STUPID POEM. AND IDK WHY I’M PLAYING TEH CAPS GAME EITHER BUT YOU ARE SO I AM TOO.

AND YOU STARTED IT ANYWAY

YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE TO BE ABLE TO USE TEH CAPS
AND FISH ARENT THAT GREAT
I THINK POMEGRNATES ARE BETTER

WASABI>GINGER
FISH>WASABI
SO FISH>>GINGER.

you WOULD like wasabi

you WOULD like soy sauce

i DO like soy sauce. because its better

y’know what they say about soy sauce, and if you don’t i’d rather not mention it here.

…………………………………

FINE I’LL TELL YOU.
IT DECREASES THE AMOUNT OF YOUR MALE BABYMAKING CELLS.

so do hot tubs

hot tubs are bad for you in general.

a little.

i like hot tubs..

i think one of my uncles is bisexual

…
lets stay on topic people.
hey, ‘deathy’ why don’t you put some real feedback into this conversation?

holy crap… I read the poem and thought it was actually pretty decent, the only thing that sorta got me was the negative connotation for struggling middle class families and gay people—but by the end I came to appreciate it…

and then I read the two pages worth of comments…. HOLY SHIT.

p.s. just for the record- the awesomeness of fish is better than that of soy sauce, ginger and wasabi combined! ‘specially when you’s eatin it.. ^-

well, i have to agree with you Sophia.
and i think this is actually a very good poem.

i have nothing against gay people, just for the record, (it’s more the fact that he married my aunt and then became gay) and thank you for agreeing in my fishevangelism.

Hey let me give my opinion on pirates
if you went to your friends house, and your house.he played you the latest john zorn album should you be required to send john 90 cents? of course not!!!!
The internet is nothing more than a conversation at your house. and fuct the government because according to the declaration of independence they have no place in our homes.

and deathy is the shit he or she is just being funny to elevate you to the top of the hit sheets………………luv you deathy

deathy is the shit—she is my friend in RL.

:)

shes a special one alright

YOU’RE A SPECIAL ONE

aww do you mean it?

yes i do mean it.

thanks i think

OH MY GOD….

there is an “emily” on this site…
and i’ve written stories about loving and loving up an “emily”

…..does that make me a creep?

you should thanks the thinker

O.o

no i don’t think it makes you a creep. there’s a lot of emily’s out there, hell, i know two
lol
wait wtf that doesn’t fit anywhere into this conversation

ah well, yes, it just so happened that i was like O.O and i clicked on this as a mistake and i figured “what the hell” i was here, so i figured, i would ask. :P

@sophia, that’s alright.
@failure, don’t judge

I’m confused though, this didn’t really follow the challenge… they asked for a children’s story… O.o

oh well i wasn’t intent on winning anyway. hence my comment on the challenge.

oh well i wasn’t intent on winning anyway. hence my comment on the challenge.

oh well i wasn’t intent on winning anyway. hence my comment on the challenge.

wtf triple post? that never happened to me before.

WAY TO POST 3 TIMES

WAY TO START ANOTHER CAPS WAR D=

I would say your internet sucks, but since it only makes you three times the comments as the rest of us it’s like three times the awesome so if you divide the awesome by three and multiply it by the square root of our spectacularability, that is—the coefficient of our geniusi, then it’s really like your internet wins…

uh oh—who divided by zero?

^. someone once tried to win the “i love you more” contest with me. they lost. they got up to “i love you to infinity multiplied by infinity raised to the power of infinity!” and they looked all triumphant…

and then I told them “i just divided my love for you by zero, it’s so powerful right now, it’s IMAGINARY!”

we never said “i love you” again.

lolz jk, we still say i love you… i just love her more.

….no homo…..

hahahah nice :)

i was just wondering that—not that i would care

Well, if you really want to know, no there’s no homo in THAT story cuz that happened with my heterolifemate Trygger.

All my stories with Emily though are true… well, they were once. :/ Good memories.

Memories are mental scars. Some good, some bad, all there for a lifetime.
I’ll have to read up your stories.

:] i will have to read yours. I like to give a comment for every comment I get.

lol don’t waste your time

TOO LATE! mwahahaha

Fish’s stories are my favorites.

i tried to follow you but it just like discombobulates my whole home page lol so
i’ll just read them without following

I really need to have a “Favorites” list. >.>

that would be cool. maybe ill make one.

they should make a favorites button. we should inform kevin.

::runs to inform kevin::

lol

mwahahaha, it’s been done. I now command you to go and comment/rate my stories! ::evil laughter::

i shall

hey look dont be mad at your uncle he was gay before he married to your aunt. be mad at the world that wouldnt let him be himself because they said its bad…….noone can ever tell you what a God says is right. people always talk about a personal relationship BUT IF YOU HAVE A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A FRIEND THEY DONT SEND SOMEONE ELSE TO TELL YOU WHAT IS WRONG DO THEY? No ….see the problem isn’t with a god who causes evil its with the people who speak on behalf of an evil gay uncle hating God

it took me a few tries to under stand that but i understand and now i totally agree

wow! great!

I have been waiting my whole life to say the phrase ‘Evil gay uncle hating god’.

Life wish fulfilled: +35,000 lifetime happiness.

I would say congrats on the featured, but I can’t really get very enthused about it till I know its not just about the comments section

A well-stated truth.

well, if you look at views, i’m pretty sure it isn’t solely about the comments, but i’m sure that they had something to do with it

Haha, Mr. Fish meets Ms. Fish. Gah, memories.

In any case, I really enjoyed this. I tend to shy away from rhyme schemes in a poem, or at least that follows what usually is suited for children. But this poem is not quite a children oriented poem and it was very well written. Kudos to you, Sir Fish. :]

Hahaha! So entertaining!
Good Poem btw.

wow, joe, i finally understood your first comment.

woww…….

um… i’m autistic and almost gay (well, trans), and i think those don’t make me a lesser person in any way, but i actually like this.

this is incredible. absolutely amazing. great job

i don’t have anything against autistic or gay people, it’s just kind of hard on my family

I LOVE IT! LOVE NIGHTSTALERVI

bahahahahaa you guys fucking rock.