Mature for SEX! Because sex, for some reason, is naughty.

HOT!! And kind of evil.

I really enjoyed this. I love it when Death and other “events” like Disaster and Misfortune (or Delirium and Dream in the Sandman comic books) are turned into characters. It just makes you look at things differently.

Pretty good. Personally, I woulda made Misfortune the woman and Death the man. That’s just cuz more women are responsible for more misery in my life… wait… misery vs misfortune… whatever. And I suspect that men are responsible for more death than women, at least directly.

And come on, “Miss Fortune”

this is really quite good.
i’m not actually sure why i liked it so much, but i did.

I think of Death the same way she is envisioned by Gaiman, in a way. In my mind, she’s incredibly sexy yet completely out of reach until that final moment, when she walks up, kisses your cheek, and gently whispers in your ear “It’s time to go.”

funny and everyone likes gaiman

My favorite author EVAR.

kurt vonnegut is my all time fave followed by william gibson
fav poets are
allen ginsburg
and Dr Seuss

I love Gibson. Sadly I haven’t read any Ginsburg, though his work was quoted in the movie “Hackers.”

And Dr. Seuss… I don’t think anyone can hate Dr. Seuss.

That is some of the coolest personification I’ve ever seen.

Gotta say, though. That is one messed up apartment building.

very Hot, especially with the ending, the fire, the crying. It must have been good.

elsha you are such a perv.

Aren’t we all?

i love it.

oooo yummy

I’d give you six pencils if I could, but I can’t :[

Love it!
You should write some more surrealist erotica. Pleeease?

You, sir, never disappoint. Dark, sexy, and actually pretty funny. I wonder if disaster took the bus or just walked it. The man must have trouble getting around, being who he is.

Poor Disaster. I sense he would’ve said yes to a threesome, but he just never gets an invitation…

HAHA you guys are wonderful!

I imagine Disaster rides a motorcycle, because it’s his, and he’s in control. Otherwise he’d have to bounce from plane to train to automobile to bus…

As for the threesome, well… Maybe someday. ;-)

haha! i’d like to read that!

congrats on featured! i felt like i was cheating people out of their rightful place by having so many senseless comments. this deserves featured!

Thanks Mister Fish!