My turn. ;-)
oooo gay lovers in the mafia? forbidden love :O
Third to last line has either a missing name or an extra comma. That whole jump to the assassin felt out of place, but I’ll go with it for now.
fixed it
MJY i find the randomness that you introduce amusing.
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