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West Side Failure

The pounding at the door became intense and the insurgents ran out into the alley in west harlem to investigate the commotion. Fish looked over at Deathy and quipped," Is this a mist?"
Deathy replied, “I think its a fog machine?”
Chakatreatments sarcastic voice cut through the ground covering cloud,“Of course its a fog machine. Oreo, the laser lights.”
As mighty Joe stepped through the West Side Story meets Neil Diamond vegas style battlefield he announces in an over the top Adam West voice ,“I know what your thinking, and the answer is yes. I did bring my own them music.”
Lone writer hit the one gigawatt sound system that blared ‘Beat It’ loud enough to bring back Dale Eirnhardt from the dead.
Sofia asked, “Is this a fight?”
Fish answered with the clarity of vision of Rodney Dangerfield in a morgue full of dead whores, “This my dear is the old way, Pay attention cause you might not see it again
BREAK DANCE BATTLE TO THE DEATH
Chaka said to Elsha , “Why dont we just shoot em, I got a gun and everything”

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