You don’t like the French, blame Google. :)

Works for my untrained French :)

Bah, if you don’t know oui you shouldn’t be in France.

This was entertaining. :-)

Many American tourists shouldn’t be in France. The ones who think talking in English works better when it’s louder, for a start.

I shouldn’t ever be in France, and have no desire to go. :) Isn’t this why there are signs with pictures?

> I shouldn’t ever be in France, and have no desire to go.
Well, your rage against the French is reasonable. But as to the other part, that can be VERY dangerous. You may need to consult a urologist.

Yeah or if they say the amreican word with an accent somehow that helps.

HA! I’m not a fan of catheters… had to work with them, eww. But really, who can speak to a urologist in this economy? who can afford health insurance?

Perhaps a guerilla effort? Look for a car with PEE DOC as a license plate and bump him with your own car?

Wait – doctors know lawyers. Best not. :/

rofl! I can’t rear end him, it’d make MY car insurance go up..I’d have to get in front of him and slam my brakes, claiming an animal ran in front of me…

Ah, but how would you know that he was behind you? =)