This is about as religious as I ever get.

hahaha wow, so it was just two lines but it is absolutely amazing!

Nicely captured! I swear you’ve just undone all the years they spent at school trying to persuade me that there were moral lessons to be learnt from that weird story. Or wait, was I already skeptical…

Isaac had nightmares for a year after that.. and a severe Oedipus complex.. lol. You have captured so much in such a little space, impressive!

Wonderful…

:D

I am just this close to bringing this in to show my religion teacher from last year and ask what it was like going down the mountain! Never thought about it much!

Yup. I’d never thought about this moment before now. If writers make people stop and think about something from a new perspective, you’re a writer.

I really dig this, Muffin. I think it might read a bit better if you did it non-script though.

I considered that, but it just seemed to stretch out the joke, making it alot less funny.

Fair enough. To be honest I tried rewriting it differently and it did seem to wordy.

You win this time Gadget.

Haha, I think it sounds better in Script form. Most jokes seem to be. Perfect two-liner!

Too*

Man, I wish I could edit comments.

I’ve often thought of what their relationship was like afterwards. It’s my understanding, though, that it was common practice for the first born to sacrificed.

But I kind of like your story better.