Haha,
it’s true what you said about covering your eyes.
Oh, and since everyone seems to have started calling me muffy,
I’m going to call you Messy.
So, good one, Messy.

Thanks, Muffy.

I like the squirrel idea hehe
but seriously, it takes me just about that long to find the perfect avatar. So, you’re so on-point!

good story mess it really captures the helplessness one feels when they gotta represent thimselves with one square inch…..Hey i think your pic is hot…..makes me wanna webcan lol

Let’s totally webcam. Oh yeah.

waves HI JOE!!!

<3

Oh jeeze. I was just going to enter this challenge and now I’m not sure I should bother. There’s no way I can compete with such eloquence. Hey ho. Comments on my left cheek to follow…

I always submit a story before reading everyone else’s so that I can’t be discouraged.

yeah i try to avoid your eyes, mess. they are too freaky.. lol, maybe its the staring into your soul thing…

FYI, yes, when I read the “left side/right side” part, I went and checked. :-D

Ok this whole left side right side thing is just too human centric. Cyclopses have a right to avatars too ya know.

Nobody’s bashing the cyclopians. They’re cool because when you flip them upside-down, their eyes look the same.

And cyclopseses… es… whatever… have the ultimate defense against the dreaded Kur Lee Blinding Finger attack, since the fingers just go on either side of the eye!

This is true.

Cyclops attack? Spit in their eye.

hahaha! Awesome observation, Ethel!

Kur Lee! Hahahahaha! Nice, Phoenix!