Poor lazy sadness dog, how I mourn thy depression.

Oh my. There is simply too much awesome here.

Give me your address and I’ll send you a bridge rectifier and a big capacitor. That way, you can thwart that devil Tesla an his evil alternating ways…

There’s just something in the way you write it that’s irrefutably, twistedly grin-producing. Love it.

wow, that was an ethereal science lesson..

And an awesome follow-up, too. :-D

That poor sad doggy just wants to go Ohm.

he is a faraday and doesn’t know _watt_’s up.

He’s heard Resistance is useless or futile or something like that.

He’s re_Volt_ed by the idea he may have to c_Amp_ out again.

He doesn’t have the Capacitance to understand.

Now am I going to be _PUN_nished for saying so?

I love the mix of science with biblical mysticism…excellently done!