May the snickers be with you!
Great start to an interesting take on a new society! :)

D’you think the Twix rabbit is in on this deal? I could swear he just went points somewhere in the direction of a story written earlier today thataway….
I’m wondering about what narrative voice you’re going for here. Is it the outraged, impassioned voice of the lone dissident? The dispassionate voice of the newspaper in a country where veggie burgers are the sad status quo? I think the piece would benefit a lot from having a more definite emotional stance. If you know what I mean…

i still think there’s a POV missing, of the chocolate crazed mom, and the poor person who eats one apple a day because they cost 5 dollars each now..