In the all too near future…
Society is plagued with extremists. Food extremists. Bad talk has been going around for a long time about junk food. No one ever thought unhealthy food would be eradicated from our nation. Well, it happened, all of it is gone; no more brownies, cookies, or those weird sugary buggers Madea used to cook up.

Some accepted and found their life expectancy increase. Sadly, those who refused to conform were met with extreme pressure from the government.

These non-conformists suffered from depression and dramatic weight loss from no food. The gov’t failed to see past the primary effects of this New Deal. I see past that, we have kids growing up with soy bars as midnight snacks. 4th of July standards are veggie burgers and carrot fries! It’s a damn shame.

That’s why i’m here—I’m apart of TFS (The Free Snackers). We live underground, and smuggle the food our people desire through our underground network system. I just want our nation’s state of normalcy back.

TFS #0806