Trouble with the natives.
Drew the dictator of the independent country of Slavia was in a sweat. The natives were getting restless.
“Just kill them all.”
“Just forget about them.”
“Just quit.”
These were all of his advisors advice. He had an issue with ignoring them and quitting. But he did now want to start another Holocaust. So he pulled a daring political maneuver. He gave them their own country. But now his advisors were even more fed up than before.
“You know what you have to do.”
“Yes just declare war on them and wipe them out.”
“Yes do that! That’s the moral thing to do.”
Unfortunately Drew listened to these bigots. Drew sent his marines to go and exterminate each tribe individually. But when he finally came to the last tribe there was a problem. They used magic, and after killing the first wave of marines they took their guns and used them to kill the second.
Drew shook his head and leaned over his desk.
“What have I done?”