Comments on Mr. Granger's Genocide by Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

Partially inspired by Tool. Maynard wrote a song, the beginning of which could very well have been entered into this contest also.

http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/35173/
- Posted over 10 years ago.
Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

Spoiler: The main character is Corn. And the reason why we hear instead of see his plight is a really, really lame joke.
- Posted over 10 years ago.
Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

Oh i get it. how is that workin out for you?
being clever?
- Posted over 10 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

It’s been less than profitable this season. But hopefully soon I’ll turn my cleverness into a cash cow.

WTF is a cash cow?
- Posted over 10 years ago.
Mighty-Joe Young (A.K.A Strong Coffee)(LoA)

a cow with cash in it silly.
or its filled with mooooooooooolah
- Posted over 10 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

HAHA!
- Posted over 10 years ago.
StudMuffin (LoA)

lmao,
nice one MJ
- Posted over 10 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
mama murph (LoA)

wow! you are both clever! I feel like I am intruding in a very unclever way…..by the way, lots of pencils to ya Mess!!
- Posted over 10 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

Thank you!
- Posted over 10 years ago.
The Silence [All By Myself] {LoA}

Very clever. I thought they were in a blender lolz
- Posted over 10 years ago.
Jay

HA
- Posted over 10 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
QuackDamnYou

Awesome.
- Posted over 10 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
awayken

My first thought was “dandelions”, but I like that you never expressly tell us what species the narrator is.
- Posted over 10 years ago.
- 5 out of 5
Eloquent Mess {(LoA)}

The only big clue is the fact that you can only hear what’s happening. Because… they’re EARS of corn.

LAME.
- Posted over 10 years ago.