One day I had a hard time with my work so I asked my mom for help. She had trouble too. I asked my teacher. He wasn’t very helpful. Like, when did math involve stupid squiggles and shit? It’s all add subtract and that’s all really. I’m never gonna use this shit.

I got home and decided I quit, right? So now I quit.

Um, I think it was last Tuesday or something.

But I like my new job. Boss-man is an old fat dickhead, but the rest of us are tight. Worst part is getting burned by the grease, but that don’t happen very often.

I got this tight laptop last year for my birthday. Mom spent like a thousand dollars or some shit on it. It lets me chat with my friends, I got like a million of em on MySpace. Seriously.

Gotta run, dis girl I met last night wants me at her place. Yeah, boy! I’m gonna GET SUM!

L8r, losr.