ROFL!

yup that is the absolute worst pickup line EVER….I dont know what im more surprised of: 1.that they actually served you the drink 2.that they actually served you a drink……im mean common you look like ten…..lol

lmao I love the last line and the fact that you used the word “sauntered” in the beginning.

1. Thank you MJ? lol.
2. This one is not about me!!! Lol,
I’m not THAT stupid.

HAHAHAHA oh man… Classic.

hahahaha funny stuff!

Yes! How many guys do you wanna bet have used that line before? Successfully?!

I have.
I do all the time.
It kind of works. lol

HAHAHAH love it

cringe :)

Hahaha! Perfect!

Hahaha… wow, that’s great. I loved the line about “like a convicted rapist”.

really muffy we know you did this you arent fooling any one

I love itttttttttttt

AWWWKKKKKWAAAARRRDDDDD!
And I loved every word! Excellent.

Woww. That’s exactly what I was thinking onemoreday. Get out of my head! I swear you’re following me and reading my mind! I saw you this morning….. in my room.

Can you rate without commenting because I still haven’t figured out how to… and I forgot to rate before.

Nope.

Laughing and laughing. This might be even worse than “I can see right up your nostrils,” and the barfing one!

Phenomenal. Truly legendary. A bad pickup line that will survive the Ages, carried into immortality by this very ficly. For as long as there are stupid single men, they will assume that others are like them, and this question will be asked.

And what’s more, your name will forever be associated with this infamous pickup line. Live that one down, Muffin!

Lmao.
Thats not a good thing, right?

“Pardon me, are your parents diplomats? Because you deserve special attention.”

Ah, the difference a little vodka makes.

Hey Muffy if I had known it was you I would not have thrown those martinis over you. LOL