My Ode to the Parking Lot
HONK
people, honking will not get you anywhere.
HONK
honestly people, honking will NOT make cars move!
HONK
REALLY?! honking will do you NO good!
HONK
…and you still havent moved. Maybe i should honk.
This is my angry honk
HONK
This is my “i paid $7.50 for traffic controll” honk
HONK
heres my, “ive been sitting in the same exact spot for an hour and a half” honk
HONK
this is my “and im still sitting here” honk
HONK
this one is for my $7.50 i want back
HONK
heres my sympathetic honk
HONK
heres three cheers for you cutting me off, in the form of honks
HONK HONK HONK
heres a “to all of us needing to get to the same place”, honk
HONK
heres my, “i want my hour and a half of wasted life back”, honk
HONK
how about a honk for “the jerk who pulled through and took my parking space”
HONK
to “the teenagers, yelling, speeding, and blaring their music like they own the world”, a honk
HONK
and last but not least, to the workers in the reflective vests just standing by
HONK