I don’t know why, but I found this utterly amusing.

so.. if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em? lol. I hardly honk. I try to avoid confrontation. But sometimes ppl deserve it.

Very good. Honestly, it brought back memories of travels abroad, where honking is the norm, and non-honking lands you in a horrific accident!

While I think the way you have formatted it is a bit rough, it was quite funny.