So, yes. I have a girlfriend, ladies.
Who Cares?!

She is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and we hung out today. We went and we saw the horror/comedy(?) movie “Sorority Row” and it may have been the worst movie I’ve seen all year.
CONGRATULATIONS STEWART HENDLER! YOUR MOVIE SUCKED!!

But after that my girlfriend laid down in the soft, soft grass at my local park. And she laid down across me, her head reasting on my chest, my arms around her. And it was amazing. We watched the clouds and talked about the most chill stuff you could ever talk about. We sat there for four hours. It may have been the coolest thing I have ever done with a girl, and on a seperate note, she is an amazing maker-outer.
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I think if I could have live in one moment forever, it would be the moment when she looked up at me, smiled and said the greateast three words a girl can say to you.
That’s right, THOSE three words.
“God, you’re awesome.”