LMFAO THIS IS FANTASTIC ROB I LOVE YOU

this is so freakin funny i had to put down the computer and just laugh

As the fat man lay quivering.
almost sent me into an asthma attack I was laughing so much.

PLEASE PEOPLE COMMENT ON THIS AND GET IT FEATURED PLEASE!!
THIS IS SO AMAZING

ah, ok. did you know it’s been proven that things written in all caps actually take longer for the brain to process and read than words not in caps?

useless information. i’m full of it.

This fic comes out about as elegantly as a fic about Santa critically injuring himself can be.

And, thanks to Reagan, I learned something today.

Wow, stupid-long-lasting-grin-mode.
That made me laugh so loud my grandfather looked at me weirdly.

pretty funny! Poor Santa!

oops! and it rhymes!
and the warm legs was the perfect touch! I’d pee myself too..

Dang. I love the dang. LOL.

First you made Santa pee in his pants, then you killed him. You evil puppy. Hahahahaha!

“I heard a loud crash as he slipped” Shouldn’t it be your hear the crash after he slipped?

The line with your legs warm and cold knees is really good though.

Reminiscent of The Santa Clause, which was funny, doesn’t quite hold its value now though heh. But I like the re-envisioning.

GAH!!!!!
OMG! BEST THING EVER!!!!
laughs to death
EEEEEPPPPPSSS! :D :D :D

hahahahahahaha. personally i think santa is the scariest man alive, or unalive whatever your opinion, and should be tortured so this makes me laugh a lot. that sounds kind of sick and sadistic to me now…. oh well.

Has some really sad vibes. What NO CHRISTMAS man (or miss) you should be hung and quartered.lol

hahahahah
I absolutely love this
I would give you a million pencils if i could!