There once was a genius who lived in his room.

He didn’t have a job, but it’s not because he couldn’t get one.

He didn’t have a girl, but it’s not because they didn’t like him.

He didn’t play sports, but it’s not because he wasn’t athletic.

He didn’t go to college, but it’s not because he wasn’t smart.

He didn’t because he was a genius.
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Don’t ask me, because I don’t know. I guess I’m not a genius.