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Jospeh and His Technicolor Dreamcoat

There once was a dreamcoat. "Twas so marvelous only on man could wear it—His name was Joseph. Joseph and his Technicolor™ Dreamcoat of steamy summer in Missouri and chilly Fondus of Archibald Sisters made him quite popular.

HOWEVER, one day Joseph lost his dreamcoat! (Oh noes!)

“Well, blast. Where is that dreamcoat of Mine?”

And he never found it. Because, you knw, shit like that happens sometimes in life. You just gotta roll with the punches. Fuck, even Shaq gets kneed in the nuts sometimes (“These are your nuts, sir!”). U just gotta eat some bacon and get with the program!!!

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