really you just have no skill whatsoever. You aren’t whitty you arent funny you just suck. And you dont even suck in an interesting way, you are a very ordinary boring kind of suck, that doesnt really hold your attention at all.

heh, so why comment ?
see you keep trying to knee us in the balls with these stories, but we keep dodging. hee hee, so the jokes on you.
well some ppl dodge better than others..

Reading this made me feel overweight and unhappy with my body.
My brother, who was reading over my shoulder, took it upon himself to stab his eyes out with the first thing he found: A razor.
A Motorola Razor.
And my sister was forced into an epileptic seizure, my mom’s heart clogged at the mention of bacon, and my dad just vomited.
Right on my computer, a steady stream of vomit that just seemed to go on and on, only to end with him on the floor, five pounds skinnier, holding his stomach in horrible agony.

lol at StudMuffin and MJY’s comments, which are probably the only good thing about this story :/

Spageti kind of reminds me of Tom Green; Tom sucked a cow’s teet, he took Monica Lewinsky to his parents house to look for fabric for her new line of purses, and he married Drew Barrymore. All over the top and interesting for the 5 seconds you watch it. there is so much of his other mundane crap you got to go through to get the moment or two of levity with absolutely no insightful or redeeming value, and then you begin to think to yourself: “Is this really worth it?” In the end you realize that even Drew Barrymore got tired of his shit and left him.