TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS HURTS YOUR HEAD. YOU CAN’T FOCUS ON THE STORY WITHOUT FOCUSING ON THE DELIVERY, WHICH MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU’RE YELLING, OR AN IDIOT. OR BOTH.

BESIDES, IF YOU HATE SOMETHING, THERE ARE PLENTY OF WAYS TO GO ABOUT PUBLICLY DOING THIS. GO ON A MESSAGE BOARD AND DESCRIBE THINGS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN CHANGED OR WERE BAD IDEAS.TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS (OH WAIT, YOU HAVE NONE) ABOUT THE SITUATION, AND WHY YOU THINK IT’S WRONG. THERE’S PLENTY OF WAYS.

BUT INSTEAD, YOU GO ON THE INTERNET, OR WRITE ON SOME PAPER, IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. THIS JUST SCREAMS, "HEY, MY ARGUMENT ISN’T VALID, BUT IF I WRITE (TYPE) IT IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, IT’LL LOOK BETTER! IT’LL BE LIKE I’M ANGRY AND THEREFORE NO ONE SHOULD MESS WITH ME OR DISAGREE WITH ME.

THAT LOGIC IS DUMB, STUPID, AND AWFUL. AND BECAUSE I’M TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS, I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG AND I AM AWESOME AND YOU SUCK AND AND AND AND AND. . . .