Don’t look at me. I am hideous, a mistake, a malformed lump of erroneous.

Alas, to err is human, to forgive divine. There are no gods in the ether of code. I find no redemption through this pale lit screen. You’ll find no salvation at your pecking fingertips.

All I wanted to do was share a little mirth and merriment with my fellow sojourners here in the world of words, this delicate place of idea turned to words held in code lodged electronically amidst the tendrils of the interwebs. I shared too much. I shared a lot. I shared it twice.

Forgive me. Be divine. Go read the other one.