My life is average. Averaging in math is boring as all hell, and I haven’t figured out how to pull it off on a scientific calculator without breaking something, so I have to enter it manually and I will probably typo something. I hate people that can’t go back and fix their typos. It’s pretty much automatic for me, I guess I’m just lucky, but really? Im instead of I’m? It’s only one extra character, one extra button press. People have told me I’m quite a character. I disagree. I surf the Internet, attempt to write short stories, attempt to play video games, attempt to fit in and ultimately fail. Ever noticed that the words “fail” and especially “epic fail” are used way too much? If you drop your book walking down the hall, oh well you freaking dropped it. It’s not an “epic fail,” get OVER it! Is it so much to ask for a little belief in the average person to have a little slip-up without anything being a total failure? I like to think of myself as not a failure, but an average person with an average life.