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Chakatreamentinnahouse (LoA) Fool

Joined June 2009 and calls http://facebook.com/chakatreatment home.

15 stories, 0 challenges, 156 comments, and 15 friends

I used to be clever, then college ate my brain… that and the flat screen tv…

Stories

  1. Upon Waking

    I find myself in the middle of a pitched battle. It’s one on one, hand to hand and I am totally in blood red berserker mode. I see an opportunity. I lunge and sink my teeth into the slick unguarded trapezius muscle that vulnerable before me. My j...

  2. Rules of Three

    When Doc was bar tending he held to the rule of three. “At any given time in a gay bar you can’t have more than three hustlers, three straight girls or three underage drug dealers at once,”pretty quixotic statement but I’ll run with it. ...

  3. F is for Flee FOOL! (Mature)

  4. SPAZZ CAPS SUCKA

    i’M SEVERAL SENTENCES INTO AN EMAIL , OR PERHAPS AN INSTANT MESSAGE WHEN I LOOK UP TO DISCOVER THAT ALL OF MY WITTY RETORTS HAVE BEEN ENTERED IN NEARLY ALL CAPS. eNTER THE DREADED SPAZZ CAPS, BORN OF HUNT AND PECK TYPING. lOOK AT THE SCREEN bITCH...

  5. Hairy Palms

    You know, I could just kill Michael J. friggin’ Fox. Bad enough to discover your family’s history of lycanthropy on your fourteenth birthday without all those damn Teen Wolf movies dancing around in your head just mocking you. As if menstru...

  6. Rocky Horror Picture Show in ten words...

    Squares’ world rocked by Sweet Transvestite;later killed by haters.

  7. Just a construction Error(retro ficlet challenge)

    The crazy thing about this is it’s just a construction error. Some careless contractor installed a doorknob backwards. It’s not even an important doorknob, just my bedroom closet door. It does give you the willies a little when you realize there’...

  8. The Haunted Hoopty of Hoodrat Hell(retro ficlet challenge) (Mature)

  9. The Hardest Thing to Do-Ever- In the History of the World

    Sensation seeps back slowly through dreaming depths like somnambulant jellyfish cast adrift at the whim of a merciless tide. In aching increments, utterly imperceptible to the naked eye, tectonic shifts of consciousness happen. The massive form breache...

  10. The Wizard of Odd (Profile an author Challenge)

    It is a night of stygian darkness and violent storm. Our hero stands perched atop a mountain like the dragon Chernobog. His robes fly madly in the hurricane force wind, a lightning strike reveals that underneath he is clothed only in slutty girl’...

  11. Say it Ain't So, Mighty Joe...

    Jesi and I sort of came to around three ish one afternoon. With a jaundiced eye we examined our surroundings. On the positive side, we found no broken limbs on either one of us, or obvious signs, beyond a bruise or two, of any physical damage. On the n...

  12. Dune Time

    Science fiction club romances can lead to some strange places. I’d met the cutest guy at the sci-fi club at my college. Mike was adorable, probably a genius, and maybe had some weird psychic powers-or something-it’s hard to explain. It all ...

  13. Cooties...a dread plague

    " Seriously, you need to get vaccinated. Just cuz they named it something silly-Cooties are nothing to mess with!" I pleaded with him desperately. I had had the vaccine, the side effects were terrible(temporary hair loss and weight gain), but...

  14. A Vampire, a Mummy, and Werewolf walk into a bar.

    It’s the middle of the Zombie Apocalypse. The supernatural trio appear somewhat tired and a bit the worse for wear. They begin looking about the murky room and finally they spot Bob(formerly Frankenstein’s Creature), the “person”...

  15. She licks her butt all day, and I wonder why her breath is bad

    My Chihuahua needs a breath mint. *************************

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