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Jermaine Champagne

Joined June 2009.

8 stories, 0 challenges, 27 comments, and 9 friends

Stories

  1. Id

    July 4, 2009 Think of it, Baxter! If my calculations are correct, I shall soon be an entirely virtuous man! This wondrous device will purge me of my inner demons, and I’ll walk the earth an equal to Christ himself. To contain the beast, I have p...

  2. 168 Hours Well Spent (Mature)

  3. Necrosoft

    People talk about the moaning of the dead, but that hasn’t been my experience. The sound I associate with zombies is of a different sort, mostly techno babble. Bill Gates. Boy howdy, he’s rich as the devil and twice as rude, but in life he was ...

  4. The Man Who Killed the Man Who Killed Kennedy (Mature)

  5. B.C. Stands for Bone Chicks (Mature)

  6. My love is a burning Vam-pyre (Mature)

  7. B.C. Stands for Bone Chicks (Mature)

  8. The Seduction of Stacy Keebler

    “Yo Stacy Keebler, How’d you like to press MY shooting star? Holla twice, Jermaine” As I submit to facebook, I chuckle out loud, adding a mental “checkmate, ladies”, lean back and stick a pen I find lying on the carpet into my mouth. I let it...

Jermaine Champagne's Friends (9)

  • Skull Man
  • Centipede Damascus
  • Kovak
  • Spex
  • Saint Chuck
  • Tommy T.H.
  • Jape Prophets
  • Ranx
  • LeRoy Feinberg

Jermaine Champagne's Followers (8)

  • Centipede Damascus
  • Skull Man
  • Kovak
  • Spex
  • Saint Chuck
  • Tommy T.H.
  • Jape Prophets
  • Ranx