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“Does it have to be the duck costume?”


“But Jolly got to be a bear last week. Why do I always get stuck with the duck.”

“Cause Jolly always brings in the proles and you, mister, bring in squat. Now, get into the duck costume.”

“Just a little bit of the bear costume, please Gib? I could be the Wonder Wombat!”

“Duck suit. Now. Or Mildred gets it.”

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  1. Avatar cthulhuburger

    I can’t tell if “Mildred gets it” means that Mildred will get the suit, or that Mildred will be killed. I’m intrigued either way…

  2. Ahfl_icon THX 0477

    I have no idea what’s going on, but it’s absurd. I like absurd. Thanks for doing a sequel to my inane little bit of dialogue. I was assuming Mildred was going to be shot.

  3. Avatar Nancy

    Glad I’m not Mildred. Excellent continuation. Reading this while watching a documentary on Joy Division is definitely going to lead to weird dreams.

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