The Earth orbited the Sun, pondering as it went. It had come to the conclusion that “What is 6 multiplied by 9?”, even in the base 13 system. The Earth was becoming increasingly annoyed at the commotion the humans were making. “That passes for entertainment among them?” the Earth thought. The Earth finally realized that that was the answer. “How many episodes does it take before a person realizes that watching kid’s television is like calling the sound of a brook ‘a hit single’?”