A nice way of working the challenge into a sweet little romance… Make sure you capitalise the ‘i’ in your penultimate paragraph, and don’t put ‘I said’ in speech marks in that last line.

But, clever. Clever and original. Thanks for entering… MH :)

Thanks, it’s my keyboard

hey, that’s MY excuse! ;P
That’s a clever question, actually, and a silly little romance to boot. I like the innocence of this one.

I’m glad you like it but I’ve slowly come to hate it. All it is is a product of boredom and it isn’t very well written.
P.S. That was obviously MY excuse first! :P