Jump Off a Cliff

Avatar Author: The Third Robot Hey guys. I'm around here every now and again. I write my stories at 3 AM. Ficly is nifty, you're all cool cats. Bring on the comments, I eat them for breakfast. I always try to challenge myself. I often bite off mo... Read Bio

Thinking that the most interesting possible option includes a drunk shark you immediately jump off a cliff. Thankfully, the cliff was mere meters high and there was no lava in the pool below because the volcano was extinct.

The shark is hammered.

You can:

Mix some tasty drinks
Steal the sharks Ray-bans
Pretend to be a cop and arrest the shark for indecent exposure (The shark isn’t wearing any trousers/pants (pending on your location))

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Comments (2 so far!)

  1. Ahfl_icon THX 0477

    Ah, the choose-your-own-absurdity continues. Still not sure what to make of these. maybe I just need to not take myself so seriously. Hmm, never thought I’d have to say that.

  2. Avatar The Third Robot

    Just a bit o’ nonsense

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