Thinking that the most interesting possible option includes a drunk shark you immediately jump off a cliff. Thankfully, the cliff was mere meters high and there was no lava in the pool below because the volcano was extinct.
The shark is hammered.
Mix some tasty drinks
Steal the sharks Ray-bans
Pretend to be a cop and arrest the shark for indecent exposure (The shark isn’t wearing any trousers/pants (pending on your location))