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Harpoon The Shark

Annoyed with the sharks unacceptable behavior, you grab the nearest available harpoon. upon grabbing it you find that, to your horror, it’s actually just a stick! You look around and see that everything was merely an illusion! Apparently the combination of sulfurous gases and the one or six drinks you drank earlier before deciding to arrest the shark had an interesting effect. The people were just rock piles and the club a pile of leaves!

You can:

Jump in the leaves and have fun
Stop the shark from biting rock piles
Use the stick as a harpoon anyways
Search for some more drinks

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