Wow, quite a remarkable ficlet. As with some of the best ones, it leaves quite a lot open to interpolation in the mind of the reader. That may lead to a higher chance of someone sequeling you.

Welcome to the site, and if the rest of your ficlets are as interesting as this one you’re going to fit right in!

Thanks :), it’s a concept I’ve been playing with in my head for a while now, and this isn’t what I’m planning to do with it. If someone can have fun finding ways to kill the poor sod, then I look forward to seeing them.